My whole life s been a failure,
Everything I do is wrong.
I feel so goddamn worthless
It makes me want to say so long.
nothing gives me pleasure
nothing brings me relief
no matter how hard i try
it seems there is nothing i can achieve
But when I m feeling low,
I know there s one place I can go
To make me feel like a bigger man.
And when I feel like trash, I go to kick some ass
At the only place I know I can;
I get in my car and hit the road,
To a special school, or a retirement home.
I don t fuck with the smart, the able or the bold,
I just beat up the retarded and the old.
Don t fight the ones with walkers,
Stay away from those with canes.
Don t fight those who re crazy,
Or those that seem that they re insane.
Just fight the blind or sleeping,
And of course the amputees.
Just the lame and mongoloids;
The ones that can t hurt me.